I have a secret… My Birthday is on Saturday. I will be 35, going on ancient. This Birthday will probably be the hardest Birthday I will have suffered through, not because I feel any older, but because I realized an entire year has passed and I didn’t know it. I didn’t realize it…
HOW DO YOU MEASURE TIME?
A stopwatch? A clock? A calendar?
I don’t have a traditional job… I don’t wake up at a traditional hour, and I don’t go to sleep at a traditional time… Friday is no more exciting to me than Monday… Every day of the week has the same importance as the one that came before or after. Call it a champagne problem of being a director, or that of not having a job.
Maybe when I was younger, the idea of not having a 9-5 would … Read More »
A Family Affair
My life has been relegated to boxes… thousands, and thousands, and thousands of boxes. Boxes and labels, don’t get me started on the fucking labels.
This week THE DEVIL’S CARNIVAL was released to the world. DVD/ NETFLIX/ iTUNES/ HOT TOPIC/ the list goes on and on.
Ask anyone who knows me, and they will tell you that I am a bit of a recluse. I am not a big partier, nor do I bask in the Hollywood scene… In fact, I am not sure I thrive in any scene… I am a hermit. I love my house and my creature comforts… I love waking up in my own bed, and making coffee in own kitchen… I love sitting out by the pool, or watching a movie in my man cave. I prefer spending time with my dog and my wife over most people.
For the last few years, I have literally built my Utopia so I never have to leave. I even get panic attacks going to STARBUCKS so I have purchased every type of coffee maker imaginable.
I am socially awkward… I have … Read More »
Time does not change us… It just unfolds us.
TIME MAKES THINGS CLEARER
On Friday May 4th, my film Mother’s Day is released in Los Angeles, New York, and Chicago.
A few days later, the movie is released on DVD. (preorder it here)
It seems like a lifetime ago that I shot Mother’s Day.
In reality it was just 3 years ago…
THE DEVIL’S CARNIVAL ROAD TOUR
I am writing this blog from the back of a van… a van that has thus far traveled 7,000 miles in the last few weeks.
A van that smells of tears and sadness. Tears, sadness, and corn nuts… let us not forget the corn nuts…
I am not sure what state we are in… It’s snowing outside, and it’s cold. I am guessing we are in one of the Virginias, but that is just a guess…