Stop reading this blog… Seriously, stop reading. Surely there are better ways to spend your time than reading words of a has-been hack that really has nothing important to say.
Wait. You’re still here? Um, okay… Fine…
Surely you can think of something better to do than sit in front of your computer…
A nice walk in the park… Conversing with someone you love. Maybe checking out a museum or learning a new language…
BUT, if you are going to read my blog I propose a challenge to you… Do nothing else in the time it takes you to complete this post. Do not check your email, answer the phone, or go make yourself a turkey sandwich. Be PRESENT… Truly present…
I AM AN ADDICT…
I have something I really need to get off my chest… I am an addict…
A Family Affair
My life has been relegated to boxes… thousands, and thousands, and thousands of boxes. Boxes and labels, don’t get me started on the fucking labels.
This week THE DEVIL’S CARNIVAL was released to the world. DVD/ NETFLIX/ iTUNES/ HOT TOPIC/ the list goes on and on.
On September 28th, The Barrens opened in theaters, and on October 9th, the film expands to VOD/DVD and Streaming.
It is this writer’s humble opinion that one of the most difficult aspects of being a filmmaker is taking criticism.
There are those out there who will argue YOU CHOSE THIS, so stop being a whiny little bitch, and take it like a man…
Ask anyone who knows me, and they will tell you that I am a bit of a recluse. I am not a big partier, nor do I bask in the Hollywood scene… In fact, I am not sure I thrive in any scene… I am a hermit. I love my house and my creature comforts… I love waking up in my own bed, and making coffee in own kitchen… I love sitting out by the pool, or watching a movie in my man cave. I prefer spending time with my dog and my wife over most people.
For the last few years, I have literally built my Utopia so I never have to leave. I even get panic attacks going to STARBUCKS so I have purchased every type of coffee maker imaginable.
I am socially awkward… I have … Read More »
Time does not change us… It just unfolds us.
TIME MAKES THINGS CLEARER
On Friday May 4th, my film Mother’s Day is released in Los Angeles, New York, and Chicago.
A few days later, the movie is released on DVD. (preorder it here)
It seems like a lifetime ago that I shot Mother’s Day.
In reality it was just 3 years ago…
THE DEVIL’S CARNIVAL ROAD TOUR
I am writing this blog from the back of a van… a van that has thus far traveled 7,000 miles in the last few weeks.
A van that smells of tears and sadness. Tears, sadness, and corn nuts… let us not forget the corn nuts…
I am not sure what state we are in… It’s snowing outside, and it’s cold. I am guessing we are in one of the Virginias, but that is just a guess…
For almost two months now… since the reveal of the first trailer, fans, critics, and friends have emailed me, and facebooked me…
“What is The Devil’s Carnival?” I’m confused… is it a movie? Is it a play? Is it concert?